Hope you had a good day off. I spent a fair chunk of mine trying to figure out why in the copper and blue fuck the Edmonton Oilers have any interest in bringing Duncan Keith into the mix.
I simply cannot understand it.
I am so tired of trying to wrap my head around just the most inexplicable shit. Honestly. Duncan Keith has been a 1st percentile WAR player over the past three seasons. That means 99% of NHL players — yes, including all the shit ones — have been more valuable than Duncan Keith in the last three years. NINETY-NINE PERCENT. That means a guy like Devin shore, a ~10th percentile player, is comfortably a better bet.
Can you imagine how bad someone has to be today to be a comfortably worse bet than Devin Shore?!
Please. Ken. Don’t.
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