50 goals in 39 games. 212 points in a season. 446 goals for one team in an NHL regular season. These are all marks set by the icons of the Edmonton Oilers franchise but over 20 years without eating a banana? That is maybe the most impressive or baffling record that a player set and it came from Taylor Hall.

Where would Wayne or Messier have been without their potassium in their diets? Would Paul Coffey have come close to a 40 goal season as a blue liner without 2 a day? Who knows those are scenarios I'm glad that never happened.

You've had a banana since you expressed your yellow fruit emptiness and I'm glad you've joined the banana eating world even though this very site hates the said fruit and that's an opinion I am 165% against.