What Is The One Thing The Oilers Could Do ...

I think that the Oilers have figured out that their fans are less than thrilled with the on-ice product. I say this because this morning I received yet another survey from the Oilers (I think this is the third this season) asking me to rank the importance, and my satisfaction with, a whole whack of things related to the Oilers experience. The list included things like security, food options and quality, parking, and the team's win/loss record, things like that.

Most of the survey was done on a scale of one to ten, but one question allowed for a slightly more elaborate answer and so I thought that I'd pass it along to you, to see how you might answer.

Just one thing, and please, respect the 1,500 character limit. I answered with something simple but in hindsight I think it should have been something like this:

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