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Oh Lord!

Even Janis Joplin and Lindi Ortega want the Oilers in the playoffs.

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Oh Lord, won't you buy me a top four defense?
The West all has horses, all tough backends.
Rooted hard all this decade, no help from those men,
So Lord, won't you buy me a top four defense?

Oh Lord, won't you please respond to our plea?
Just make the playoffs, should be a breeze.
We wait for the draft, starting in January,
So oh Lord, won't you please respond to our plea?

Oh Lord, won't you please stop the beat downs?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please remove my frown.
Prove that you love us and give us a round,
Oh Lord, won't you please stop the beat downs?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a top four defense?
The West all has horses, I must make amends.
Rooted hard all my lifetime, no help from those men,
So Lord, won't you buy me a top four defense?

That's it!