Nothing? Nothing Will Come of Nothing.

I Nostradamus'd (sic) the shit out of that one didn't I?

You think it's been bad lately? I've got the post game for Sunday and I either get the boring games or the blowouts.

— Derek Blasutti (@dawgbone98) December 13, 2014

That 3 foot grenade from Ference into the chest of Perron is an omen of things to come.

— Derek Blasutti (@dawgbone98) December 15, 2014

Most teams would salivate at facing an opponent playing their second game in two nights on the road in a different time zone. The Oilers? Well they drooled all over themselves instead.

@dawgbone98 "The sea was angry that day, my friends...."

— Lowetide (@Lowetide_) December 15, 2014

Ah, so that's where I buried my emotions for this team. I figured I was suppressing them internally. Good to know there are no aneurysms in my future.

@Lowetide_ @dawgbone98 "...like an old man trying to send back soup at the deli"

— Woodguy (@Woodguy55) December 15, 2014

Is the answer to the question "What did the Oilers zone entries look like tonight?".

Old Man: "There's a fly in this soup"

Deli Owner: "That's a crouton"

Old Man: "There's still a fly in this soup"

Deli Owner: "That's still a crouton"

@Woodguy55 @Lowetide_ @dawgbone98 "so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time..."

— Alan Hull (@alanhull) December 15, 2014

I've got nothing. Alan's an asshole for tweeting this. In my day, you'd tweet out helpful things, not crap about tying onions to your belt.

Lundqvist on the #Oilers: "They played not to make any mistakes."

— Jonathan Willis (@JonathanWillis) December 15, 2014

This game was so bad even a goalie was able to offer accurate analysis. Speaking of which, how the hell did Young Willis get these Quotes from his mom's basement?

"I could tell early on they were sitting back." More Lundqvist on #Oilers

— Jonathan Willis (@JonathanWillis) December 15, 2014

Shit. How long before CBC, SN or TSN hires this guy for awesome intermission goalie thoughts? Stop it Hank. It's bad enough you were part of the reason this game was unwatchable, don't give the networks any ideas.

The only #Oilers player to manage more than four shot attempts was Jeff Petry, with seven.

— Jonathan Willis (@JonathanWillis) December 15, 2014

I can't wait until we trade another minute eating RHD for a shut down guy to protect the lead, just like we did with Gilbert.

@dawgbone98 "Screw Flanders" 150 times.

— Matt Kříž (@krizzzzz) December 15, 2014

And the horse he rode in on. That horse, was probably a Stampeders mascot at one point in it's life. Hopefully that dumb horse ends up in the next bottle of paste Derek Van Diest eats. How can your parents name you so well, then proceed to let you grow up into that?

@dawgbone98 limit it to 6 words. "Fuck the team I cheer for."

— Zsolt Munoz (@OilFanInYYC) December 15, 2014

Pretty much sums it up. I'm not sure how else a game is supposed to end up when:

Pitlick, Pinizzotto, Gazdic, Arcobello, Davidson, Aulie, and the Oilers were STILL shutout??? I just dont know a thing or two about winning

— Matt Henderson (@Archaeologuy) December 15, 2014

And the most depressing thing?

The #Oilers have to go 32-18-1 just to finish 11th.

— Copper & Blue (@CopperandBlue) December 15, 2014

Merry Christmas