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8-10-5 0.91 p/g		9-9-5, 1.13 p/g
Western Conf: 13th		Western Conf: 12th

Top Story: Who cares? Stop watching this team. Stop giving them an opportunity to sell ads. Stop buying tickets and gear. We have to - SB Nation requires a post-game writeup of each game, but that doesn't mean you should be watching.

The Oilers are saying:

"Derpy derp. De derp de duttidy da, derpy derpy doo. Poise."
derp derp derp derpity derp derp derp derpity derp derp derp derp derp derp herp derp herpity derpity do."

--A conversation between Steve Tambellini and Kevin Lowe about the direction of the Oilers.

The Opponent is saying:

"Tell us all about our small market and how rabid your fan base is. At least we're competent and don't resort to 1st-round picks to try and save our job."

--What I hope David Poile says to Edmonton's management team at the GM meetings.

Key matchup:

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