When the Oilers came from the WHA, they were baptized into the glory of Lord Stanley. As each player looked up he saw the Holy Spirit coming down upon him in the form of champagne, and they heard a voice from heaven saying, "You are my team and I love you; with you I am always pleased."
After five such celebrations the Holy Spirit carried the team into the wilderness where they would reside for forty years, tempting fans yearly to abandon the love they had for their team. But God's angels were with them, helping them to endure.
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