What a terrifying sight, appearing from the Northwest! An evil nation has come out with many warriors, and from the day they set out, their reign of terror has spread across North America so that all who hear about them say with fear and trembling, "Let's hope we don't need to face them in the playoffs." The Canucks, enraged from their defeats in years past, will go forth like the unclean animals that they are, like wild boars from the forest, and with great power they will engage in battle, and they will devastate their enemies.
GOilKings!