After I was taken captive to California, kidnapped by Los Angeles, I heard the others who had come from Edmonton laughing at their former team, but I refused to join in their mockery out of deference to Yahweh, my God. And because I remembered God with all my heart, he granted me favor on the ice - every time I hopped over the boards, opposing goaltenders would be turned to sieves, and so when I was playing, we scored many goals.
GOilKings!
Note: I won't be around for the game today, but scoring chances for this game and for the last game against Detroit should be posted later this weekend. If you're looking for a live GDT, I'll refer you to Jewels from the Crown (although I'm likely to post my observations in this thread when I get around to watching the game).