I, Derek, am the one who heard and saw these wondrous things. When I heard and saw all that Penner had said and done, I fell down to worship at his gigantic feet for it was because of him that I had seen these wondrous things. But then he said to me, "You must not do that! I am a fellow servant with you and the rest of the Oilogsophere, and of course my teammates. Worship God!" And then he said to me, "Don't hold back with the words of prophecy that have been given to you; for the time for God to grant me dominance on the ice is near. Indeed, Brodziak will continue to skate in apostasy and Clutterbuck will win applause for his filth but the righteous who stand and cheer for my righteous moves and the holy who say, "Holy Mother!" when I reek of awesomeness will soon have victory."