But you must not forget this one thing, my friends. To God, a day is like a thousand years and a thousand years is like a day. So you see, God isn't being slow about his promise to end this rebuild soon, as some of you might think. No, he is being patient; he doesn't want anyone to miss the beginning of this team's ascent, and so he is waiting for those who have become disillusioned to look upon this team with great joy. But when the day finally comes, it will come in a flash - the team will shoot up the standings without warning, everyone else in the league will be thoroughly destroyed, and every person who did not honor the Lord's patience and turned too late will be judged as a bandwagon jumper and treated with the contempt reserved for fans of the Canucks or Flames.