O faithful Oilogosphere, the playoffs have been torn away from us for a time (at least in the present, we always have video), but I want you to know that this isn't generally because of a lack of effort from those wearing the jersey. They wanted to make the playoffs! Certainly a man like Shawn Horcoff who played through various injuries, skated against the other team's best and often in the defensive zone was trying his heart out! The problem is Satan, who stopped them by taking over the body of an old friend and sending us fans that ridiculous puppet too. But it is our hope that when God redeems us his people from the clutches of Satan that we will be overjoyed together even as we mourn today. Yes, we will all share in the victory and, in sharing it, will find glory and joy.
Edmonton Oilers (27-46-8) @ Anaheim Ducks (38-32-11)
Honda Center, 6:00 P.M. MDT
Television: Sportsnet West
More analysis after the jump...
Visiting Team Scouting Report:
The Anaheim Ducks are bad! But now that Burke and Pronger are gone, it's just not much fun to indulge in it. In fact, why bother? Pronger himself is in the playoffs and will probably beat the Devils and that choker Brodeur in the first round (did you see the Olympics), roll right over Jose and the PussyCaps in the second round, knock out both Crosby and Malkin with elbows in the third forcing us to endure a Matt Cooke interview about guys needing to show some respect and then that man will lift the Cup after beating up on Vancouver in the Finals. And we won't even be able to boo because he'll have saved us from Vancouver winning it all. And then we can look Anaheim in the eye and ask them how it feels to get a 30th pick without winning the Cup. Oh look! A first-rounder! How exciting! Yeah, not so good. So thanks for being bad Anaheim, but you're about three fucking years late.
Edmonton Oilers (27-46-8):
Moreau - Horcoff - No Masterton
Penner - Potulny - Marchant with Ha... Hahahahaha!
Comrie - Pouliot - Stortini
Jones - Stortini - Linglet
Gilbert - Whitney
Strudwick - Chorney
Johnson - Arsene
Anaheim Ducks (38-32-11)
Ryan - Bonino - Perry
Masterton - Masterton - BFF (Best Finn Forever)
Beleskey - Cogliano with Brains - Bodie
Brown - Chipchura - Parros
Niedermayer - Eminger
Visnovsky - Wisniewski
Festerling - Brookbank
Behind the Numbers:
Because I can, I will once again flog you with my prophetic genius. 27 wins baby!
Matt Cooke vs. Evander Kane (via fcfightlog)