No matter what happens, remember that the days of darkness and distress will not drag on indefinitely. Those governed by MacTavish and Quinn were humbled, but there will come a day when Renney's men will be filled with God's glory.
My people who have walked so long in darkness
have seen a great light!
Those managers who drove this team into the gutter
have been enlightened!
You will create new fans,
and make old fans leap out of their seats!
The people will revel in happiness because of you,
like six-year-olds on Christmas morning,
and sixteen-year olds on New Year's eve.
For you will drag them back to respectability,
and make games a joy rather than a burden.
You will not settle for mediocrity
like your forefathers did for decades.
The playoff scars will return,
and uniforms will again be stained with blood.
You will rile passion in all of Edmonton,
and the Oilogosphere will shine bright with pride.
For a child has come to save us,
a young man has been given to us.
A new arena will rest on his shoulders
and he will be called:
Kingston Cannonball; Cyclone Taylor;
Oiler Captain; Stanley Cup Champion.
His legacy will never fade away,
and he will deliver justice to his people.
Yahweh's passion for his beloved Oilers
will make it so!