For as you know from experience, dearest Captain, there are those in California who do not acknowledge the rightful seat of the Oildrop, and have deceived others into believing the same thing. Indeed, the Antichrist (who was nearly one of us!) has struck out against you, but watch out that you do not lose heart, and lose what your faith that we are truly chosen. For we know that anyone who sticks out a knee does not love God; but whoever continues in the good teaching of the faith, even when that one might be in a distant and much warmer city, that one loves God.
But let's say the Sharks or Ducks come to you and they disagree with this teaching. Do not welcome them! Destroy them completely! Anyone who welcomes them by allowing them to take two standings points and leave on their merry way shares in their wickedness.
I have so much to write to you, but I know that it is nearly pointless because of what the Antichrist has done. Besides, after God in his grace helps us to win the Cup this year, I'll bring it to Edmonton because that's where my heart is. Perhaps God will even let me stay so that we can once again talk face to face every day, and win that Cup together so that our joy may be complete.
Young Matt and Jarret, also chosen by God (just look at those contracts!), send you their greetings.