This is what Yahweh, sovereign over all things hockey, has to say:
"My servants will eat,
but you will continue to starve.
My servants will one day drink from the Cup,
but you will continue to be thirsty.
My servants will rejoice when they add to their team in June,
but you will be sad and filled with shame.
My servants will be joyful when they watch their best player,
but you will cry out with anguish.
Your name - "Toronto" - will be a curse word among my people,
for I, Yahweh, know all things, and consider you worthy of destruction;
in my eternal wisdom, I have made you a laughingstock par excellence.
But my people will be blessed by my name,
for I, Yahweh, will one day set my anger aside,
and forget the evil that they have done."
Edmonton Oilers (8-12-4) @)