This is what Yahweh has to say:
"In a cluster of bad grapes, there are often some that are still good,
and someone will say, 'Don't throw them all out! Some are still good!'
So it is with my team from Edmonton!
The team is terrible, but there remain true servants among the rabble!
Indeed, I will preserve a remnant from this team,
and they will one day hold the Cup high.
Those I have chosen will inherit greatness;
my true servants will have their names remembered forever.
Then the plains of Saskatchewan will again be filled with Oiler fans,
and Manitobans will once again wear the Oildrop with pride.
But some on this team have forsaken me,
and have forgotten to treat my holy temple with respect.
They have set a record for futility,
and then dishonored me further by trying to hide their shame.
So now I will dishonor them by making victory elude them,
shame them by sending them to the minors or the unemployment line.
For even when I called, their leaders would not answer;
when I spoke, their managers would not listen.
Instead, they deliberately sinned against me,
doing things that I despise."
Toronto Maple Leafs (11-14-4) @ Edmonton Oilers (11-13-5)