Please note: the following telephone conversation has not actually taken place, except in my head.
Tambellini: Well, Pat, it looks like we won't be able to bring in that 50-goal scorer I promised you, but that's okay. We've got a hot-shot scoring prospect named Rob Schremp - he scored seven goals in the AHL last year and he...
*sound of gunshot*
Tambellini: Pat? Pat?