We're one-third of the way through the season, so I thought I'd take a look at some statistical categories to see if there is anything that can tell the story of the Edmonton Oilers thus far. There's a story alright - Gulliver's Travels.
Things don't look much better as Shawn Horcoff continues to nurse a bad shoulder and Sam Gagner now has a mysterious lump in his neck. 70 points and Cam Fowler seem to await.
To quote the immortal R.L. Burnside