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So we know that the owner is once again hunting Moby Dick. We know that Sheldon Souray and Lubomir Vishnovsky are being shopped. We now know the new coach thinks Ales Hemsky is a center, and he doesn't like him one bit. We know the general manager wants to ship out the Lilliputians and bring in a bunch of Gullivers and draft the best player available, but keeping in mind they need to get bigger. I suspect this off-season is going to like stepping into another world. A world where very few of us are going to be happy. As long as what's going to happen is probably close to unimaginable, I'm opening a post for everyone to give me their offseason dreams in the comments. Here's my wildest dreams:

Penner - Horcoff - Hemsky
O'Sullivan - Pavelski - Pisani
Cogliano - Gagner - Gaborik
Jacques - Brodziak - Stortini

Bouwmeester - Gilbert
Vishnovsky - Grebeshkov
Montador - Smid



Trade Souray for Pavelski
Trade Staios, Pouliot and Moreau for picks
Send Nilsson to Florida for the Bouwmeester rights

Sign Bouwmeester, Gaborik, Montador, Legace, Labarbera


My dear readers, I am Mr. Roarke, your host. Welcome to Fantasy Offseason.