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Small number Stortistics
I find myself strangely reluctant to write a full-blown article about Zack Stortini. I'm a fan of "Zorg" and am not shy about commenting elsewhere, frequently in his defence, but here on C&a...
A milestone for a personal favourite
The featured photo at the centre of this montage shows Zack Stortini in the act of scoring his first NHL goal, against Roberto Luongo of tonight's opponent Vancouver Canucks (celebration at lower figh...
The Zorg Element
This is Zorg Stortini, hired gun of the Edmonton Oilers. He's a funny looking fellow whose contribution is often misunderstood and frequently underappreciated. Zorg bleeds Oiler blue, yet is often bad...
To be continued?
A few discussion points on tonight's Wild soiree:Can't help but wonder if Derek Boogaard might have Sheldon Souray in his sights. Last time out Sheldon decked Craig Weller with a very solid left -- to...
Post-Lubo goal scoring: a new paradigm? :)
Of all the numbers that seep into my life, from recreational mathematics to classical astronomy to baseball and hockey statistics, one of my favourite diversions is the field of small number statistic...
Paging Mr. Hemsky … white courtesy telephone please
Ales? Ales? Are you there, Ales?For the second year in a row the Oilers are engaging in a second half playoff run with their putative star player seemingly missing in action. Last year Hemsky scored s...
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