The Bruins land their house on the Canucks, vanquishing them from Oz forever.
You deserved a much worse fate. We will all revel in your tears. Now burn things like we know you will.
The Moon is blood red as I write this, in a total eclipse, lit only by refraction of all the sunsets and sunrises ringing Earth. It's a deep central eclipse, its totality fully 100 minutes in...
A look at the goal differential of previous Cup winners compared to the goal differential of the Bruins and Canucks.