A bad omen has been spotted. These are strange times indeed, old testament stuff. Expect fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Fourty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria. Ladies and Gentleman, Linus Omark has been recalled from the Oklahoma Barons. The end is nigh. The four horsemen (Katz, Lowe, MacT and Bucky) are here among us. Functional toughness and dysfunctional weakness are locked into a battle to the death and only Linus can deliver us to the promised land. Behold, Linus Omark.
Bet he doesn't even suit up.