I figure that with how bad things are, this team needs to start acting like a team. And the best way to do that?
Practice hard and stick to the plan Moderately humourous taglines!
So without further ado... your 2013-14 Oilers:
The Ammonia Line - NH3 (Nugent-Hopkins-Hall-Hemsky)
Sent in to clean the opposition. Plus/minus can admit a noxious odour.
The Flight Line - YEG (Yakupov-Eberle -Gagner)
Runway speed, with the odd whether* delay.
*Whether or not Yak is in the AHL
The Satellite Line - GPS (Gordon-Perron-Smyth)
Orbiting the ice, navigating the tough minutes. Occasionally down.
The Marge Line - MArJ (MacIntyre-Arcobello-Jones)
Um, marg-inally a 4th line in the NHL?
The JAM Line - (Jones-MacIntyre-Arcobello)
Gotta jam them in for a few minutes each game
The JAG Line (Joensuu-Acton-Gazdic)
Cancelled in 2005.
Please feel free to add yours in the comment box. Winners get 2 pts in November, and maybe a home goal or two. NO guarantees or refunds.
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