Oilers v. Flames - Jonah 3:1-10
Then Yahweh came to the prophet a second time and said, "Get up and go to the city of Calgary, and deliver the message that I have given you."
This time the prophet relented and went to Calgary, a city with so many traffic problems that it took three whole days to see it all. On the day that he entered the city, the prophet shouted, "In just seventy-seven days, you will see that this team has been destroyed, another mediocre finish that leaves them out of the playoffs and with no hope for the future!"
Some people believed this message, and started to mourn. Some shared their mourning on the radio, other on blogs, and still others put paper bags over their heads during games. When Jay Feaster finally heard about what the prophet had said, he came down from the rafters, walked to the middle of the ice, and before all the fans, put a paper bag over his head and issued this press release:
"No one may eat or drink or be merry. Men, women, and children should all join me in mourning, and everyone must confess that the message delivered to us from an Edmontonian is in fact God's word. We must acknowledge that this team of ours isn't great; we must stop mocking the consistent failure of the Oilers; and we must acknowledge that the only way for us to win is by God's grace. Who knows? Maybe the great God of the Edmontonians will change his mind and prolong our life."
When Yahweh saw their humility and repentance, he changed his mind about destroying the Flames, and helped them to a spot in the playoffs.
Calgary Flames (22-20-6) @ Edmonton Oilers (17-25-4)
Rexall Place, 8:00 p.m. MST
Television: CBC
More analysis after the jump...
Visiting Team Scouting Report:
The Calgary Flames are taking a very different attitude towards failure than the Edmonton Oilers. After fifteen games, the Flames were 6-8-1, and well back of the teams looking to make the playoffs. So what did GM Jay Feaster do? He made changes to improve the club. He grabbed Blake Comeau off waivers, acquired Blair Jones via trade, and when an opportunity came to do something bigger, he traded Rene Bourque for Mike Cammalleri. Each of these deals made the Flames just a little bit better in the here and now without sacrificing a significant piece of the future. The Flames, of course, still aren't a very good team, and they probably won't make the playoffs even with an eight seed available that no one looks too eager to claim. But at least they're in it, and at least being in it is something that they deem worthwhile. I know that the whole point of the rebuild is to have a great team instead of settling for medicority year after year, but after settling contentedly for many years... this wait had better be worth it.
Expected Lineups:
Edmonton Oilers (17-25-4):
Hall - Gagner - Hemsky
Paajarvi - Horcoff - Eberle
Smyth - Belanger - Jones
Eager - Lander - Hordichuk
Smid - Petry
Peckham - Potter
Sutton - Teubert
Khabibulin
Calgary Flames (22-20-6):
Cammalleri - Backlund - Iginla
Jackman - Jokinen - Comeau
Kostopoulos - Jones - Stempniak
Bouma - Stajan - Horak
Bouwmeester - Butler
Giordano - Hannan
Brodie - Sarich
Kiprusoff
By the Numbers:
- With so many Oilers out of the lineup, it was interesting to see Tom Renney bust Ryan Jones down to the fourth line against the Blues. Now, he didn't spend all of his time playing with Josh Green and Darcy Hordichuk, but his 14:09 of ice time was his lowest total in eight games, and a drop of over a full minute on his season average.
- This was Liam Reddox's adventure last season, but with over half the season gone Magnus Paajarvi still doesn't have a goal. The record for most shots in a season without a goal by a forward belongs to Craig Adams who took 84 without scoring. Paajarvi currently has 55, which would be good enough for seventh if the season ended today.
- Blair Jones is getting a real opportunity in Calgary. Jones has played in 84 games in his NHL career, and just six of those have come with Flames. All six are among Jones' top twelve games in terms of ice time. He has just the one goal so far, just has taken 14 shots, which translates to a very respectable 191 over a full season, and suggests that he might be able to crack twenty goals over a full season if given the opportunity (especially if that opportunity includes time on the power play).
- Opportunity really is important. That's how a guy like Corey Potter goes from career minor-leaguer to posting respectable offense (15 points in 32 games so far) in the best league in the world. If that spot is reserved for a shooter on the power play, I wonder if a team couldn't make some hay signing a new oldster every year to put in that spot, and then flip him for futures at the deadline.
- Over their last twenty games, the Oilers have earned 48.8% of the Fenwick events at even strength, but just 35.7% of the goals. And that doesn't include empty net situations. Ouch.
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Finally Smyth down to 3rd line while Hall and Paajarvi top 2 LWs. I like Smyth but good to see continued ice time being thrown at Paajarvi as he is too good to be relegated to a bottom 6 winger on the 29th place team in the NHL.
This game is going to be good. I can just feel it…or maybe it’s this weird fruity stuff I found in the fridge and have been drinking while my lady friend sleeps snoring ever so adorably on the couch behind me.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
Where is everyone, Saturday night, the Flames…what’s going on here? Well I will admit that I had intended something different tonight, but the response to my amorous advances were met with gentle laughter…I think that bodes well for the future right?
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
What’s the most reasonanle scenario that could possibly come from tonight’s game?
The Edmonton Oilers, keeping opposition fans happy for the last 6 years
A five goal ass-kicking, 18 Oiler shots and not losing anybody to “lower body injuries”.
That’s as much as anybody could reasonably expect here boys.
I think he said reasonable, not hopeful. I still think the boys can pull it out here. 6 goal outburst!
Did you see Hall’s eye, it had the glow in it!
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
Depression and self loathing?
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
Track? What track. We careened off that 4 years ago, now we’re just speeding headlong towards the edge of the cliff. The only comfort will be the impact at the end after we’ve gone down that cold dark abyss.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
I forgot the game started at 9, missed the first period. Although it seems I really didn’t miss anything good.
by TakeoutArtist on Jan 21, 2012 9:27 PM MST up reply actions
Oh my. Stempniaked.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
The highlight of this game
will be Jordan Eberle openly weeping during his After Hours interview as he realizes his once bright hockey career is rapidly going down the toilet.
Why weep?
He’ll either get traded at 22-23 when the latest shiny new #1 overall pick comes in and the fanbase turns on the bum that hasn’t done anything in 3 seasons, and hey, if the team isn’t winning with him he’s obviously the problem. Or, he’ll leave via free agency, sign with Detroit and win a few cups.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
The Oilers have been coming out flat game after game after game for awhile now. That is coaching. Like him or hate him, Renney’s gotta go now.
I don’t think it’s entirely the coach. You try motivating a team that’s had it’s face pounded in nightly by being unbalanced and undermanned.
I don’t know how MacT kept them going during his run…I’d love to see what he could do with the 1st/2nd overall this year and the wunderkids.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
That’s my point. Renney’s message or motivational technique is not working. Sometimes you have to make a change for the sake of change. You cannot change the entire team (although Tambi is trying) but you can change the coach. Different voice, different practices, different systems. I don’t think that it would make the Oilers a playoff team but it might prevent 2.5 months of embarrassing losses.
Yeah…but after 3 coaches and a preponderance of incompetence by management, it sorta falls on the GM.
I think it was said earlier, can’t make chicken salad from some sort of expelled waste material.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
If this were a team of NHL’ers, I’d totally agree. Problem is, half our roster would barely merit a pro tryout on any other team in the league.
I think the constant losing and knowing damn well management is content to go for a high pick is doing the damage here. You can only exert yourself beyond your natural capacity for so long before your mind simply doesn’t let you do it any longer. We’re asking 3’s to play like 9’s night in and night out. You can get away with it once in a while, but that’s about all.
For me the tell is how Renney handles the post-game pressers. He’d be rightly pissed if he thought the guys had more to give. But most nights he’s surprisingly calm.
I’m all for negative comments, but that’s a sad sad picture.
The Edmonton Oilers, keeping opposition fans happy for the last 6 years
Seriously, what are Tambellini’s negotiating points when discussing his contract extension?
“Ive done a masterful job of building a last place team”
The Edmonton Oilers, keeping opposition fans happy for the last 6 years
It really looks like 91 returned too quickly. He hasn’t made an impact in a game since being recalled. Another couple of weeks in OKC would have been ideal.
I think Renney’s done in Edmonton. It’s not entirely his fault, but he does do crazy stuff routinely (strange bottom six choices, insists on sending out 4th line late, etc) and there’s no margin for error with this roster. Now that I’ve seen him coach to win this year, he has convinced me he’s not an idiot, but he’s not good.
by RiversQ on Jan 21, 2012 9:04 PM MST via iPhone app reply actions
I think he’s making those weird decisions in part because the 1-2 lines are gassed by the end of the game. We’re asking 18-20 year-olds to play 20 minutes (which might also explain their injuries). The only guys who have anything left are the fourth liners who play 6 minutes a game.
I hate that shot by Paajarvi, he does that every single time.
The Edmonton Oilers, keeping opposition fans happy for the last 6 years
Well he had someone driving he net, getting it in front wasn’t the worse play.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
Wow, helluva play by Teubert, also made a nice play in the O-zone that didn’t quite work.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
Also the ice doesn’t look great out there, bad all around.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
What a difference a solid goalie makes. Crap on Calgary all you want, but Kipper brings it every night.
Nah, I haven’t been able to rag on other teams in some time…I’m an Oiler fan.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
by proxy on Jan 21, 2012 9:33 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
He’s there to make the big saves. It’s the little saves that befuddle him.
by TakeoutArtist on Jan 21, 2012 9:38 PM MST up reply actions
Derek, I have a post request – where’s the player development? In the last two years, do the underlying numbers show improvement when corrected for context? I’m not sure it’s there. Maybe 4 and 14? Maybe 58? In the case of 4 and 14, there’s a lot of air to be let out of their tires due to the sheltering.
by RiversQ on Jan 21, 2012 9:37 PM MST via iPhone app reply actions
Sure would, WWII or Vietnam? They could either lay down cover fire or just put the Oilers out of their misery.
by TakeoutArtist on Jan 21, 2012 9:41 PM MST up reply actions
I’d be happy if Horcoff yelled out “Do you want to live forever???” on the bench every once in a while. That’d be something anyways.
I was thinking more along the lines of Chopin’s Funeral March.
by TakeoutArtist on Jan 21, 2012 9:54 PM MST up reply actions
I used to make a point of watching Renney’s post-gamers on the Oilers site after home games. Now it feels really uncomfortable. I imagine it’s kind of like losing your friend to Alzheimers or something like that.
by David S on Jan 21, 2012 9:40 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Oilers radio network talking about a lack of passion. I swear they recorded this ten games ago and replay it every night since.
This is one of the rare times where I would agree that the Oilers haven’t really shown up. Normally it’s a bunch of mumbo jumbo, but they were lethargic in the first and Khabibulin dug their hole.
by RiversQ on Jan 21, 2012 9:48 PM MST via iPhone app up reply actions
RiversQ you were right. The Gagner fight vs Beauchemin meant nothing. He’s played v. poorly since then.
by gvblackhawk on Jan 21, 2012 10:28 PM MST up reply actions
It’s all baby steps now. Have to crawl before they can walk.
by TakeoutArtist on Jan 21, 2012 10:00 PM MST up reply actions
Smytty! Now for the 4 unanswered goals!
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
It worked for Murray and the Kings twice in a series with Detroit, why can’t it work for the Oilers. Oh right, they’re not a very good team lacking enough NHL players, and they’re no where near a playoff team.
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
Right! Be prepared to win by at least 4 goals!
by TakeoutArtist on Jan 21, 2012 10:24 PM MST up reply actions
The bare minimum, if not the sharks will hold a bag skate the next day.
The Edmonton Oilers, keeping opposition fans happy for the last 6 years
Good catch by Stock and the CBC guys there. Hall shouting “Why did we pull the goalie?”
"When you find yourself rooting for mediocrity – you might be an Oilers fan." - Neal Livingston
Hall translation: “Renney wtf are you doing??”
by gvblackhawk on Jan 21, 2012 10:31 PM MST up reply actions
Renney may have done it to shame the players after a poor effort.
The Edmonton Oilers, keeping opposition fans happy for the last 6 years
Perhaps. Millionaire athletes usually don’t respond too well to that kind of crap. But hey, at least Renney can say he tried everything!
by gvblackhawk on Jan 21, 2012 10:41 PM MST up reply actions
I guess that means Barker’s return is imminent, right?
by TakeoutArtist on Jan 22, 2012 4:49 PM MST up reply actions

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