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2011 NHL Unrestricted Free Agency - Sloppy Seconds

A couple of years ago, I took a crack at creating a roster out of free agency leftovers a few days after free agency opened.  66% of the voters thought that team sloppy seconds team would make the playoffs.

This year the challenge is a bit more difficult as I've decided to make a sloppy seconds team based on the free agents still available one week after unrestricted free agency opened.  There's almost no chance this team makes the playoffs unless it was placed in the Northwest and the Sedins both took ill.  After the jump, team Sloppy Seconds makes it's debut.

Star-divide

Cory Stillman - Vinny Prospal - Teemu Selanne
J.P. Dumont - Chris Drury - Sergei Samsonov
Petr Prucha - Brendan Morrison - Chris Clark
Nikolay Zherdev - John Madden - Mike Grier


Scott Hannan - Bryan McCabe
Shane O`Brien - Paul Mara
Brent Sopel - Jack Hillen


Ray Emery
Ty Conklin

 

BenchKyle Wellwood, Karlis Skrastins, Sami Lepisto

Other possibilities:  Fernando Pisani, Marek Svatos, Steve Bernier, Mike Comrie, Alex Kovalev, Anton Stralman,Craig Rivet

This squad is a lot short at center and terribly short on scoring.  There are some able role players here - Chris Clark is still able to play seconds in a checking role and an apt penalty killer, as is Mike Grier.  Petr Prucha is always capable defensively against lower-level minutes.  Cory Stillman looked very good when matched against tough minutes last year in Florida. Zherdev is on the team because someone needs to score goals and he's worth the risk, Kyle Wellwood is a fine replacement player for a number of people in this lineup.  Zherdev and Wellwood on the power play with Selanne, Dumont and Prospal isn't going to scare anyone, but there is some power play talent there.

The defense is a strange collection of guys who take too many penalties and don't move the puck that well.  McCabe and Mara can run the power play and Hannan, O'Brien, Sopel and Hillen aren't a terrible penalty killing crew.

Goaltending is a problem, but then again, at least Sloppy Seconds isn't paying eleventy billion dollars for Ilya Bryzgalov.  If Emery stays healthy and the good Ty Conklin shows up, this might be enough to get NHL average goaltending.  Unfortunately, with the team in front of them Sloppy Seconds needs Dominik Hasek in his prime.

Poll
Would Team Sloppy Seconds make the playoffs?
In the Eastern Conference
51 votes
In the Western Conference
81 votes
In either conference
143 votes
No
216 votes

491 votes | Poll has closed

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Next time, please add if you think team sloppy seconds would beat the Oilers in the standings.

by Czechboy on Jul 17, 2011 8:03 AM MDT reply actions   2 recs

Hmm, Mike Grier might look ok as a 3rd line right winger for the Oilers. I haven’t really paid attention to him the last few years though – anyone know how his game has held up?

by book!e on Jul 17, 2011 8:37 AM MDT reply actions  

Little bit shorter now at centre, b/c Calgary brought Morrison back. Madden up, Wellwood up.

I'd like to let all those NHL teams that passed me up in 2002 know that yes, I have managed to fill out my frame.

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Jul 17, 2011 11:05 AM MDT reply actions  

The team doesn’t really change. It’s based on the players available one week after free agency begins.

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by Derek Zona on Jul 17, 2011 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions  

This team could pass off as the Phoenix Coyotes in a couple of years.

The Edmonton Oilers - All we do is win!!

by OilLeak on Jul 17, 2011 2:49 PM MDT reply actions  

Pretty sure this would be the worst team in the NHL.

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by Triumph44 on Jul 17, 2011 3:25 PM MDT reply actions  

We’ve now got 57% of voters claiming the team would make the playoffs.

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by Derek Zona on Jul 18, 2011 9:28 PM MDT up reply actions  

Lucky Expansion Clubs

The post-lockout abundant UFA era would be a much better era for an expansion team to be born into the NHL. Even if this team isn’t playoff worthy, they could at least make a half-assed attempt at staying close to .500, and could deal a whole mess of these players away in February for draft picks.

With a half decent goaltender you might have the Florida Panthers of 1996.

by John Chambers on Jul 17, 2011 4:27 PM MDT reply actions  

I actually don’t mind this team.

They are a little short on top line talent, but they should be able to stay in hockey games.

If I could keep 5 players from the Oilers and fill the rest in with these guys, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

In theory, there is little difference between practice and theory, but in practice there is!

by dawgbone98 on Jul 19, 2011 7:30 AM MDT reply actions  

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