2011 NHL Unrestricted Free Agency - Sloppy Seconds
A couple of years ago, I took a crack at creating a roster out of free agency leftovers a few days after free agency opened. 66% of the voters thought that team sloppy seconds team would make the playoffs.
This year the challenge is a bit more difficult as I've decided to make a sloppy seconds team based on the free agents still available one week after unrestricted free agency opened. There's almost no chance this team makes the playoffs unless it was placed in the Northwest and the Sedins both took ill. After the jump, team Sloppy Seconds makes it's debut.
Cory Stillman - Vinny Prospal - Teemu Selanne
J.P. Dumont - Chris Drury - Sergei Samsonov
Petr Prucha - Brendan Morrison - Chris Clark
Nikolay Zherdev - John Madden - Mike Grier
Scott Hannan - Bryan McCabe
Shane O`Brien - Paul Mara
Brent Sopel - Jack Hillen
Ray Emery
Ty Conklin
Bench: Kyle Wellwood, Karlis Skrastins, Sami Lepisto
Other possibilities: Fernando Pisani, Marek Svatos, Steve Bernier, Mike Comrie, Alex Kovalev, Anton Stralman,Craig Rivet
This squad is a lot short at center and terribly short on scoring. There are some able role players here - Chris Clark is still able to play seconds in a checking role and an apt penalty killer, as is Mike Grier. Petr Prucha is always capable defensively against lower-level minutes. Cory Stillman looked very good when matched against tough minutes last year in Florida. Zherdev is on the team because someone needs to score goals and he's worth the risk, Kyle Wellwood is a fine replacement player for a number of people in this lineup. Zherdev and Wellwood on the power play with Selanne, Dumont and Prospal isn't going to scare anyone, but there is some power play talent there.
The defense is a strange collection of guys who take too many penalties and don't move the puck that well. McCabe and Mara can run the power play and Hannan, O'Brien, Sopel and Hillen aren't a terrible penalty killing crew.
Goaltending is a problem, but then again, at least Sloppy Seconds isn't paying eleventy billion dollars for Ilya Bryzgalov. If Emery stays healthy and the good Ty Conklin shows up, this might be enough to get NHL average goaltending. Unfortunately, with the team in front of them Sloppy Seconds needs Dominik Hasek in his prime.
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Next time, please add if you think team sloppy seconds would beat the Oilers in the standings.
by Czechboy on Jul 17, 2011 8:03 AM MDT reply actions 2 recs
Little bit shorter now at centre, b/c Calgary brought Morrison back. Madden up, Wellwood up.
I'd like to let all those NHL teams that passed me up in 2002 know that yes, I have managed to fill out my frame.
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Jul 17, 2011 11:05 AM MDT reply actions
The team doesn’t really change. It’s based on the players available one week after free agency begins.
Editor of The Copper & Blue, and leader of The Cult Of Hartikainen.
Pretty sure this would be the worst team in the NHL.
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We’ve now got 57% of voters claiming the team would make the playoffs.
Editor of The Copper & Blue, and leader of The Cult Of Hartikainen.
Lucky Expansion Clubs
The post-lockout abundant UFA era would be a much better era for an expansion team to be born into the NHL. Even if this team isn’t playoff worthy, they could at least make a half-assed attempt at staying close to .500, and could deal a whole mess of these players away in February for draft picks.
With a half decent goaltender you might have the Florida Panthers of 1996.
I actually don’t mind this team.
They are a little short on top line talent, but they should be able to stay in hockey games.
If I could keep 5 players from the Oilers and fill the rest in with these guys, I’d do it in a heartbeat.
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