There must be some kind of way out of here,
Said the joker to the thief.
There’s too much rebuilding,
I can’t get no relief.
Rexall place drinks my wine,
They sell me replica shirts.
None of them levels on the line,
None of them knows what it’s worth.
No reason to get excited,
The thief he kindly spoke.
We’ll be picking high in the draft this year,
So sit back, take another toque.
Kevin Lowe and I have been through that,
And we know the Oilers fate.
This is year three of a rebuild,
And next season we’ll be really great.
All along Whyte Avenue,
Bloggers kept the view,
While Cam Barker came and went,
With Andy Sutton suspended too.
Outside in the cold distance
Ales Hemsky did growl.
Free agency was approaching,
And the fans began to howl.
— With apologies to Bob Dylan