Oilersland Vol. 2, Tambellini & Tencer Go to the Movies

by Mike Wntrz on Dec 19, 2011 6:30 AM MST in Miscellaneous

Editor's Note: Our favorite cartoonist Mike, he of Covered In Oil, returns today with the second installment of Oilersland. Volume 1 saw Daryl Katz gobsmacked by the positive press he was getting and a Petr Klima appearance.

We present to you Oilersland, Vol. 2, Tambellini & Tencer Go to the Movies.

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AT LEAST MAKE UP SOME STORY THAT U HAVE MADE SOME CALLS FOR A D-MAN

Last night a lightbulb went off in my head i grabbed my beer soaked Hemsky jersey and started to unstitch the 3 #8’s then the M,S,K & Y were next. I grabbed the K cut it twice to make 3 pieces and fashioned the letter L,sewing the L then M BINGO!!!! HELM. Abruptly my better half who was already laughing at me said (with a tone of wow i have a 2 year old daughter with him and we share a bed)“Good luck making that 8 into a 4”. I tell my wife who is reaching for her nerdified Skyrim video game “i love you” with a slight i hate you tone, as i sulked out to the garage to have a smoke and beat my brain in with a hammer for making it so easy for her. I sit there enjoying my smoke looking at dusty cd’s that are still in there faux wood cd towers which i still have to get rid of over 6 years ago as she reminds me after every shopping trip. I notice old video game cases The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion !!! Hallelujah. I light another smoke and swill down the rest of my Boddingtons cream ale. VICTORY by roman numerials. I walk into the house my head hung low like the disciplined mutt with poop on it’s nose grab my jersey, the 12" # 8 patch , Scissors , needle and thread. Voilà a brand spanking new # IV3 (43) DARREN HELM jersey who in my NHL 12 world yes the one i just started after ejecting Skyrim without saving as the wife screams something or other about an ice dragon, i trade for in a package with BRENDAN SMITH and a 3rd draft pick for ALES HEMSKY , ERIC BELANGER and a 5rd round draft pick. Imagine what Tambi could do if he applied himself. (my vision of Tambi trying to make a deal)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAIOzM7SsMo
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by do something tambi on Dec 19, 2011 6:54 AM MST reply actions

I don’t know if I should flag this or rec this.

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by Doogie2K on Dec 19, 2011 10:49 AM MST up reply actions 4 recs

Klima Time is pure gold.

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by ryanbatty on Dec 19, 2011 8:38 AM MST reply actions

I don’t speak Czech, but I’m pretty sure that’s a Vaclav Havel tribute.

by sarcasticidealist on Dec 19, 2011 10:31 AM MST up reply actions

I used Google translator to figure it out. Jokes that make you work for it are twice as funny.

Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.
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by ryanbatty on Dec 19, 2011 10:37 AM MST up reply actions

Petr Klima’s helmet has a fake Twitter account. I won’t link to it; the funniest thing about it is the sentence “Petr Klima’s helmet has a fake Twitter account.”

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by Benjamin Massey on Dec 19, 2011 11:21 AM MST up reply actions

I was so happy when I saw Klima was in this one. I hope his adventures never stop.

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by Derek Zona on Dec 19, 2011 4:25 PM MST up reply actions

I always took Tambicakes for a Michael Bay man.

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by Benjamin Massey on Dec 19, 2011 11:14 AM MST reply actions

Wait, why is Tencer surprised?
Company mouthpeices have no opnion like this.

by DarrenV on Dec 19, 2011 2:11 PM MST reply actions

I think Tencer was surprised only because he realized if Tambellini was worried than his token organizational mouthpiece job would be in jeopardy as well.

by BigB_09 on Dec 19, 2011 4:16 PM MST up reply actions

Just one question

Who let Tencer out of his cage?

by Joe Girth on Dec 19, 2011 5:25 PM MST reply actions

Why does everybody assume Tambellini and Tencer have some sick bondage relationship?

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by Benjamin Massey on Dec 19, 2011 5:37 PM MST reply actions

I was reffering to his fishbowl at the bottom of the stairs at Rexall

by Joe Girth on Dec 19, 2011 7:18 PM MST up reply actions

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