Anaheim Calling writer Jen does not like Joffrey Lupul. Jen's writing has caught Lupul's attention a few times, and he's responded to her on his Twitter account (a must-follow account, if only for the jaw-dropping things Lupul manages to type), so she knows her work is on his radar. And now, she's thrown down the gauntlet - if Lupul scores 35 goals for the Ducks this season, she's turning Anaheim Calling into a bikini shot site. Here's the problem for Oiler fans: we all know Lupul is a coasting, lolly-gagging, corner-avoiding, contact-dodging mook. Rooting for him would be nauseating.
Below is Jen's audition episode when she was trying out for Ducks TV:
You have the evidence in front of you. We want to know - could you stomach a wildly successful season from Lupul if you get bikini shots as a result? Is this a case of irresistible force versus immovable object? Do your memories of Joffrey Lupul treating hockey like it was a game of hide-and-seek mean that you can never root for him? Answer the tough questions, people. If it were a fight, I'd bet on Jen to win. Rooting for Lupul? I'm pretty sure that even offers of money wouldn't get Edmonton fans to root for Lupul.