Joffrey Lupul's Failures vs. A Gratuitous Bikini Shot - An Oiler Fan's Dilemma

While researching another story the other day, I came across this 2006 reference of Kevin Lowe discussing “Joff Lupul”:

Well, we like to think that the ‘80s Oilers have brought on a whole other generation of players, as well, like [Anaheim’s] Joff Lupul in the last series, and Ray Whitney …"

I guess Brian Burke knew right then and there who’d be a good bargaining chip to offer the Oilers in case something good came along …

If Jen does the bikini thing,

Can we look forward to a detailed statistical analysis here at the C&B?

Purely academic, of course

Things I learned today:

1) I think we need Lupul to score 35.
2) I’m pretty sure that the Ducks PA guy is also the PA guy for the NHL 2K series.

Haha! Thanks for the love, guys :) Glad to know I have the support of many friends up north! One thing I find extremely funny is that the NHL store carries an Oilers bikini. Why is that funny? Because they don’t carry a Ducks bikini – a team that has a beach about 10 minutes away.

I’m feeling pretty confident that my buddy Loops will not hit the 35 goal plateau. If the rumors are true, he won’t be back until December, at the earliest.

Doogie – I know Phil does the voice for MLB 2K series. It wouldn’t surprise me if he does the NHL 2K games too.

And finally, thanks again for taking Ryan Whitney!

Meh, you can get bikini shots anytime, anywhere on the Internet. She’d have to sweeten the offer quite a bit.

I can’t access Twitter where I’m at, but I Googled "twitter joffrey lupul" and the second site that came up (after Lupul’s Twitter account, of course) was a blog article titled: "Twitter killed Joffrey Lupul’s sex appeal." I didn’t realize Lupul’s sex appeal was so legendary to start with, but it appears his train wreck Twittering has at least canceled it out. I’ll have to check it out when I have the chance!

Holy moses, the lead in the poll has actually changed. The Bikini Brigade was up by about 10 votes for much of yesterday, but now the Hate Lupul faction has assumed the upper hand. People must really detest Joffrey Palindrome.

PS: I voted anti-Lupul. No offence intended, Jen … at least not to you.

As someone said, bikini pics are common. She’d really have to sweeten the deal. Interracial midget DP, something envelop pushing, something extreme. Bikinis? Please. It’s 2010. Get with the times. If it doesn’t involve gangbangs, grannies or trannies I’m not watching.

I should probably explain how this came about before we start talking midgets…

I was arguing with some of our die-hard Lupul fans about how, even at his best, dear Joff could NOT score 35 because of his dedication to the Newport Beach bar scene over the ice. They kept throwing all their arguments at me as to why I was wrong, and frankly, I was sick of hearing about it. I am so sure of my prediction that I posted the bikini bet knowing that I would never have to follow through with it. The goal counter was all the boys’ idea :)

I’m with a lot of people on here. I have a hard time rooting for the guy, even if he is on my favorite team. The Ducks need him to be a big time goal scorer next season to counterbalance our completely revamped – and incomplete – D. Yet, I don’t think he’s going to live up to the hype. So, as the gangstas say, I ain’t scurrred.

Jen also offered the bikini shot before Lupul announced he was infected again…..so her heart was in the right place, (she didn’t think he could do it healthy) …

Tits or GTFO :p