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10 Reasons To Keep Watching The Oilers

GLENDALE, AZ - APRIL 03:  Dustin Penner #27 of the Edmonton Oilers awaits a face off against the Phoenix Coyotes.  (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

It's brutal to watch this.  The references to "playing out the string" have been numerous, but "watching out the string" is more painful.  The Phoenix game may have set hockey back to Gary Bettman's ideal of the clogged early naughts.  There's not much fun in being an Oiler fan and even less fun knowing that we still watch with no chance of a management change.  There are a few small milestones left, however.  After the jump - the top ten things left to look forward to in the last four games.

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  1. Dustin Penner could tally 60 points.  He would be the first non-Ales Hemsky Oiler to do so since 2005-2006. 

  2. Fernando Pisani needs two more games played to reach game 400 for his career.  Fernando's path to the NHL is well-known.  Combine that with the IBS and it's remarkable that Pisani has a chance at 400 games.  If he doesn't win the Masterton Trophy this year, the league should stop handing out the award. 

  3. Zack Stortini needs to go -2 or better to remain a plus player for the year.  Though he's only played fourth-level minutes for the year, on this squad, it's an accomplishment nonetheless.

  4. Marc Pouliot needs to go +1 to get back to even for his half-season, or +2 to finish in the black.  On this team, that's an accomplishment worth recognizing, especially since his games have come during the worst stretch in franchise history.

  5. Robert Nilsson needs to go +2 in scoring chance differential over the last four to finish in the black for the season.  He would be only one of two Oilers to have finished the season with the club and finished in the black in scoring chances.

  6. Dustin Penner could score 30 goals.  He would be the first Oiler to do so since Ryan Smyth in 2006-2007.

  7. The Oilers need five points in the next four games to avoid the worst finish in team history.

  8. Jeff Deslauriers needs to win two games to avoid a thirty loss season.  Perhaps making a short-side save for once this season might help him avoid this accomplishment.

  9. A win over the Avalanche on April seventh would go a long way towards getting the Flames into the playoffs.  A loss to the Avs would help to keep the Flames out of the playoffs. 
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  11. Dustin Penner needs to go +1 or better over the last four games to become only the second player in Oilers' history to lead the team in Goals, Assists, Points, and +/-.

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Wow. That was depressing.

/puts gun to head

by mclea on Apr 4, 2010 5:00 PM MDT reply actions  

its all crap bogus and bullshit. There is no reason to watch the Oilers.None at all

by SumOil on Apr 4, 2010 5:38 PM MDT reply actions  

Penner is still worth watching. Whitney and Gilbert too.

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by Derek Zona on Apr 4, 2010 7:54 PM MDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about buying a Ryan Whitney jersey to replace my 06 “So Close”, which now seems almost comically naive. If there was room, and if I was psychic, I should have had United Cycle make it read 06 “It is all downhill from here, suckers”

But seriously, while I loved watching Vis wind up and skate the puck out, Whitney is the kind of complete d-man that a hockey fan could admire game in and game out, and he will bring more value in the next 5 years than Vis if he keeps playing like this. And who cares if he takes cross-checking penalties in games that don’t matter? It burnishes the image for when it does matter, which could actually be next year, despite the hand-wringing and doom&gloom around here.

by Stuart Elliot on Apr 4, 2010 5:47 PM MDT reply actions  

Did you really get “SO CLOSE 06” on the back of your jersey?

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by Doogie2K on Apr 4, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions  

Yeah. The jersey still draws a chuckle from the occasional fan…those who still CAN chuckle… It has 06 as the number and SO CLOSE as the name. You can find me in Section 205 at about half a dozen games per year.

At least I haven’t been traded yet…

by Stuart Elliot on Apr 4, 2010 9:29 PM MDT up reply actions  

if we lose the lottery you change the 6 to 1!!

by SumOil on Apr 4, 2010 9:37 PM MDT up reply actions  

If he doesn’t win the Masterton Trophy this year, the league should stop handing out the award.

I think he got robbed the last time he was up for it, so the NHL has already shown itself to be award-stupid anyway. 400 games will qualify him for a pension, correct?

I like to watch Dustin Penner play hockey.

"While there's life, there's hope." --Cicero

by Baroque on Apr 5, 2010 5:06 AM MDT reply actions  

Pisani is playing in a year when an overrated Toronto Maple Leaf (Jonas Gustavsson) had a minor medical complaint. No chance at the Masterton.

I cannot physically express how much that Jason Blake award pissed me off. Considering how utterly meaningless the Masterton is, that works me up into a froth of burning hate.

by Benjamin Massey on Apr 5, 2010 12:10 PM MDT up reply actions  

But, I mean, come on. Jason Blake had cancer. Who cares if he didn’t miss even a single practice, and it was somehow cleared up within like 2 months. Clearly having cancer (no matter how non-cancerous it is) is worse than almost dying on your toilet everyday.

by jeanshorts on Apr 5, 2010 10:49 PM MDT up reply actions  

Nobody likes to talk about icky poop.

by dawgbone98 on Apr 6, 2010 7:54 AM MDT up reply actions  

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