Then, turns out, you like to boost your own narcissistic ego and started a Twitter account (as if the "In the Loops" blog wasn’t enough). Here’s how your "tweets" panned out by theme: 85% partying and/or girls, 5% stupid comments that make you look like a moron, 5% music, 2.5% hockey, and 2.5% physical therapy. If that wasn’t enough, you weaseled your way onto the team’s road trip to Canada, only to announce that you wouldn’t be coming back that season; ergo, partying on the company dime. For those facts alone, I give you my "Douchebag of the Season" award.
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Evander Kane of the Thrashers and Jen of Anaheim Calling are my new heroes. What a great day.
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I’m not a hockey player and more than 2.5% of MY “tweets” are about hockey. That makes me laugh.
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This is always what I’ve been goin’ for with my Twitter account. E-mail Derek saying “I can’t write today, I have swine flu”, post something on my Twitter that says “BOATS AND HOS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
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