It takes a special kind of man to be the worst prospect for the worst team in the National Hockey League. Jordan Bendfeld is a special sort of player, for a particular definition of "special". His numbers with the Stockton Thunder actually aren't dreadful in this, his second ECHL season. On the other hand, when you're looking for a guy to make the show someday, you're not looking for a second-year pro who is the sixth-leading scorer among defensemen on his ECHL team.

Johan may correct me on this, but I'm pretty sure "William Quist" is actually Swedish for "Jordan Bendfeld". A big palooka of a winger, Quist was offered a chance in the summer to come over to the ECHL but instead opted to stick with his relegated Allsvenskan team, meaning he's currently playing in the Swedish third division. Also, he's a forward who has less scoring ability than I do and he recently suffered a serious injury. Apart from that, though, he's right on track.

It's killing me to see Glasser ranked this low. Not just because he's a former AJHLer, but because he turns twenty-three in April, is shorter than I am, has an unbelievable five points so far in his senior year at the University of Denver, and I was pretty surprised he was still considered a prospect. The good news is that he's majoring in finance, so he's going to be in good shape for his post-hockey career. Keep that GPA up, Matt!

Forty-second is a little harsh on poor Bryan, since unlike most of these idiots he's actually been on an NHL roster in his life. And he's rallying admirably in his second professional season, posting a no-fooling-pretty-good .921 save percentage this year with Stockton. On the other hand, the year before that he was a .886. He's only managed to play twelve minutes in the AHL. His one junior season as a clear-cut starter, his save percentage was .879. So. Yeah.

In his first 110 games in the WHL, Cameron Abney had eleven points. Jesse Boulerice, to pick a name, was a reliable double-digit scorer in junior. Wade Belak notched seventeen points his draft year and he was a defenseman. Also, we picked Abney in the third round and he's not even a particularly intimidating fighter. I think that maybe we could have done better.

Hey, remember Bryan Lerg? Came out of Michigan State all gangbusters, looked awesome in training camp, got an entry-level contract, sure he was small but so was Martin St. Louis? Whatever happened to that guy? Well, he's still in Springfield, where in his first 73 AHL games he has twenty-five points. This year in Springfield, he has as many points as Marc Pouliot who, lest we forget, was there for a four-game rehab stint. But it's okay since Lerg is also a massive defensive liability and twenty-three years old.

Matt Nickerson may not be much of a prospect, but he didn't cost us much either. A former third-round pick of the Dallas Stars, Nickerson was rescued out of Malmö of the Swedish Allsvenskan by the Oilers last summer and asked to potter around Springfield and try not to score too many own goals. In the shambolic horror show that is Springfield's defense Nickerson has played fourteen games and only been -2, which isn't bad, really. On the other hand, if you're twenty-four and only the seventh defenseman for the Springfield Falcons, you should maybe re-evaluate things.

Once, the Oilers seemed to have yanked a pair of blue-chip prospects out of Peterborough late in the draft. Bryan Young was a tremendous standup defenseman in his junior days, a sort of Cory Cross type, a guy who had the offensive ability of a pile of cinder blocks but would make the other team's forwards pay for every inch of ice. His first couple professional years weren't bad, either, and he already has seventeen NHL games under his belt. On the other hand, he's currently the third-best defenseman on the Stockton Thunder.

When you're the worst Coke machine in the Oilers system, that's seriously saying something. This is Paukovich's third professional season and, with seven points in fifty-four Springfield games, easily his best. There's a lot to be excited about in this former second-round pick. If he can learn to shoot, pass, and skate, he could easily have a career as a poor man's Jean-Francois Jacques.

How the mancrushes have fallen! Not so long ago, after a few great years with Vsetin in the Czech league and some even better performances with Cherepovets in the RSL, we were shaking the tree and shouting for Hrabel to be brought over. Then he came over, played twenty-five games in the minors, got injured so bad they had to scrape him off the ice with the Zamboni, sat in the press box a lot, and is now with something called "Trinec Ocelari HC", which I hadn't even heard of before I started writing this.

The Monster Truck, one-time golden boy of the Oilogosphere, is the Oilers' thirty-fifth best player under twenty five. We're probably not going to get too many people arguing, either. Right now his bright spots are things like "better than Bryan Lerg". This guy had seasons of 96 and 102 points in the QMJHL! His AHL production has actually decreased year-to-year! What the hell? Is he developing in reverse like if Benjamin Button played hockey? Is he going to turn twenty-nine and somehow be playing bantam in Red Deer? This pisses me off!

Currently the ninth-leading scorer for Nizhnekamsk Neftekhimik (bless you). In 2005 - this is absolutely true - he was rated as a possible first-round pick until he was eventually determined not to be eligible for that year's draft. The Oilers eventually stole him with a sixth-rounder the next year, at which point he politely informed the brass that he's rather play in Hell (or at least Siberia) than Springfield. Now he's twenty-two years old, a role player in the KHL, and even if he wanted to come over it's hard to imagine what we'd do with the kid.

What Bryan Pitton would have been if he sucked slightly less. His ECHL save percentage is tied with Pitton's .921, except he's played four AHL games (four bad AHL games, mind) and has a history of occasionally being able to keep the puck out of the net. So he's not a dreadful goaltender, but on the other hand when the Oilers need somebody to keep a place on the bench warm they'd rather have Bryan Pitton than Andrew Perugini. That just has to say something insulting.

On the bright side, judging by the ranking, he apparently slept with Derek's wife.

Gives a great interview. That's about the only flattering thing I can say about a 22-year-old junior at Maine who gets outscored on his team by a guy named Spencer.

Pros: can skate, was once almost a point-per-game player in the WHL. Cons: is no longer a point-per-game player in the WHL, I keep wanting to spell his name "Kyntar" which counts for negative five points right there. "Kytnar" sounds like the robot from a '30s science fiction short.

The only player on this list I've actually seen play in person. Back in his BCHL days, the joke was that his name was actually spelled "Big 0s" because that's what his scoreline usually looked like. He was pretty good in his two BCHL seasons, but since he was a 6'5" overager with the best tier II junior team in the country he bloody well should have been. We all said that he could never possibly make the NHL. Then the Oilers surprisingly drafted him ninety-ninth overall, he went to Merrimack College, and no, it looks like we were all right after all.

Bonus Kyle Bigos fun fact: when he graduates from Merrimack, he'll be twenty-four. He's also a business major. Maybe he and Matt Glasser should go into business together. Not something hockey related, though. God, no.

Any time you can gas a third-round pick on a raw high school defender who won't play in college until 2011 because he "reads plays well" (you know, against American high schoolers), you have to do it.

He's actually not bad! Coming over to the Brandon Wheat Kings this year as an import, Rajala has been a point-per-game player and has firmly entrenched himself on the second line of quite a good junior team. Now, he's 5'10" and softer than butter that's been left in the sun for six hours. That is a problem. But that didn't stop Sam Gagner, eh? Eh? I'm excited about Toni Rajala. I'm writing about the twenty worst prospects in the Oilers system, I have to get excited about something.

What's stunning isn't that a former first-round pick and blue chip piece of the Ryan Smyth trade is ranked as the twenty-seventh best prospect in the system. It's that at the beginning of the year he'd have been a hell of a lot worse than twenty-seventh. He's showing less terribly than usual in Springfield, got a cup of coffee in the NHL this season, and not only looked pretty good but recorded one more assist than you or I have. Plus, he was born in Tokyo. How great is that? He could have made Team Japan for the Olympics if, you know, Team Japan had any hope of qualifying for the Olympics! I think we can all agree that Ryan O'Marra suiting up for the Japanese at the Division I World Championships would be pretty much the greatest thing ever.

Twenty-sixth is the perfect place for Jean-Francois Jacques in our Top Twenty-Five Under Twenty-Five. Not terrible, really, but not quite good enough. Jean-Francois Jacques's entire career is not terrible but not good enough. Injury has robed him of whatever chance he may have had. His historically inept 2006-07 NHL season certainly set expectations low. This year, he has eleven points, or one more than Zack Stortini. On the other hand, per minute of ice time, he's probably the worst plus/minus player on the team. He looks dreadful and the numbers back that up. He's in the NHL, which counts for something, and unlike Ryan O'Marra he'd probably be tearing the cover off the ball in the American league.

But he stinks. And he's twenty-four years old, making it harder and harder to pretend he's a prospect anymore. At some point, the Oilers need to cut the line and throw this guy back. Hopefully that point is soon.