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Oilers v. Kings - Psalm 102:1-7

Edmonton Oilers at Los Angeles Kings, Feb 11, 2010 8:30 PM MST


O Yahweh, hear our prayers for help;
let our cries of anguish be heard.
Do not hide from your pummeled children;
hear their cries even as Kings take what little pride they have left.


Hemsky will soon vanish like smoke;
Penner's time is coming to an end.

My heart empties of feeling and hope slowly dies;
I forget to watch some of the games.
Because of this awful team,
I am reduced to cheering for losses.
I am like a faithful wife with no libido,
always present but never pleased.


Other teams circle this club like vultures but never eat;
even the scavengers are disgusted.

 

 

Edmonton Oilers (18-35-6) @ Los Angeles Kings (36-20-3)

Staples Center, 8:30 P.M. MST
Television: Sportsnet West

More analysis after the jump...

Star-divide

Visiting Team Scouting Report:  The Los Angeles Kings!  Matt Greene is the funny man.  Jarret Stoll is the faceoff man, the point shot, the penalty killer and the man that's a magnet for both old women and hooking penalties. Ryan Smyth is the heart-and-soul leader who gets to rest during the Olympic break so that he can win the Stanley Cup.  Ales Kopitsky is the European scorer that everyone rags on because he should be better than he is (seriously, they need to call up Schenn to take his spot on the power play).  Scott Parsani is the obscure winger taking on some tougher comp poised for a run of strong percentages that will help him cash in.  Michal Horczus is the center that everyone wants to kick off the team because he's an overpaid putz that doesn't do anybody any good except take on tough competition and come out ahead.  Sergei Samfrolov is the Russian who only tries hard in his contract year but can do some nice things.  Raffi Brown is the cheap bugger who can hit to hurt and score some too.  Rob Smitheri is the veteran defender that still has some game.  Wadek Dvoronds is the guy who goes out there and gets the job done at EV.  Drew Doughty is the new and improved Chris Pronger - this time no wives or suspensions!  I feel a trade for Roli coming on to shore up that goaltending!  The Los Angeles Kings!

 

Expected Lineups:

Edmonton Oilers (18-34-6):

Penner - Potulny - Nilsson
O'Sullivan - Horcoff - Comrie
Brule - Pouliot - Pisani

Moreau - Cogliano - Jacques

Grebeshkov - Staios

Smid - Visnovsky
Gilbert - Strudwick


Dubnyk

 

Los Angeles Kings (36-20-3)

Richardson - Kopitar - Brown
Smyth - Stoll - Simmonds
Frolov - Handzus - Parse
Ivanans - Moller - Harrold

Doughty - Scuderi
O'Donnell - Greene
Johnson - Drewiske

Quick

 

Behind the Numbers:

  • Rob Scuderi didn't play a single shift in the third period in the Kings last game against the Anaheim Ducks and TSN is listing him as questionable for this evening's game with "flu-like symptoms."  I didn't see the game but with him coming out half-way through the second period I wonder whether those "flu" symptoms aren't actually "concussion" symptoms.  Scuderi was signed to a big contract this past summer (3.4M per year over four years) and I admit that I was somewhat skeptical of his ability to cover the bet because he doesn't provide much offence, isn't an "elite" guy and is already on the wrong side of 30.  A lot of defenders take a big drop sometime in their thirties (I'm looking at you Staios) so the contract seemed like a pretty big risk.  But at least for this year, Scuderi has delivered.  He's played the most difficult opponents among Kings D and has the most challenging zone-start ratio as well (221 DZ to 190 OZ).  In addition, he likely gets a lot more minutes with the Kings protecting a lead than he does when the Kings are trying to make a comeback because of his limited offensive skills.  Despite all of those obstacles his Corsi is only mildly negative (-2.02/60) and the Kings have outscored the opposition with Scuderi on the ice at EV (35-27).  Three more years like this one (minus the injuries) and Dean Lombardi is a very happy man.
  • Edmonton's 11-game road losing streak is a club record.  The longest road losing streak in NHL history is 38 consecutive losses by the 1992-93 Ottawa Senators.  The Oilers can't break the record this season and the good Lord knows that I hope we're not still talking about this in October.
  • Devan Dubnyk will be getting the start for the Oilers tonight.  In his previous seven starts he has not yet given up fewer than three goals against and has twice allowed six or more.  His best save percentage in a start this season is .903.
  • The Los Angeles Kings have the second best winning percentage once silly-season begins.  Their combined OT/SO record is 10-3.  The only team better is the Pittsburgh Penguins at 10-2.  The Oilers are a not-too-bad 4-6.

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My heart empties of feeling and hope slowly dies;
I forget to watch some of the games.
Because of this awful team,
I am reduced to cheering for losses.
I am like a faithful wife with no libido,
always present but never pleased.

Brilliant stuff yet again, Scott. Laugh out loudable.

Line-up rumours: 1) JFJ is out with a stiff back after last night’s fight, meaning Zack Stortini draws in as a last resort. Odd stat: Over the past 13 Oiler games the team has scored 21 goals and allowed 47. Stortini has been on the ice for 5 Oiler goals and 1 by the opposition.

2) Dubnyk can’t start because it would threaten his elgibility to play in Springfield during the Olympics. If this is true — and I hope it’s not — the rules put in place to protect the players’ interests can actually hurt them.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 5:46 PM MST reply actions  

Anybody got a stat on what percentage of Oiler fights lead to the fighter missing games with an injury? Seems like every time someone who isn’t Huggy Bear or the Angriest L’il Hobbit of them All drops the mitts, he ends up getting some sort of thing.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 5:59 PM MST up reply actions  

Way, way too many.
- Ethan Moreau suffered a season-ending, career-changing injury instigating a “team toughness” fight against Daniil Markov in Oct 2006, missing 75 games.
- Sheldon Souray incurred a major shoulder injury in an Oct 2007 scrap with Byron Ritchie, ultimately missing 56 games.
- Last season Zack Stortini missed 6 games with a knee injury incurred when he was twisted to the ice by Brad Staubitz. Steve MacIntyre missed a couple months when Eric Godard broke his orbital bone.
- This season Souray was seriously injured for the second time in just 8 fights as an Oiler when he broke his fist on Jarome Iginla’s head/helmet. And J-F Jacques was injured in two separate fights, one with Andy Sutton and now one with George Parros.
Who knows how many I’ve forgotten, but that’s quite a few off the top of my head. It’s getting real old.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 6:49 PM MST up reply actions  

Thanks for the compliment Bruce. I got the Dubnyk start from the Oilers’ twitter. They said he was “likely” so it’s possible that he doesn’t start but it’s never been wrong before. The Oilers have another game after tonight and the roster isn’t frozen yet. Why would he be ineligible for the AHL?

by Scott Reynolds on Feb 11, 2010 6:05 PM MST up reply actions  

I can’t see why either, esp. with another game on the sked before the break. But who knows what the fine print says. I can’t for the life of me see what the difference between dressing as backup or starter is, but maybe he can play only in an emergency situation or something.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 6:27 PM MST up reply actions  

So where did you hear this Bruce?

by Scott Reynolds on Feb 11, 2010 6:40 PM MST up reply actions  

Can’t remember, blogging or radio, nothing definitive, it just sounded stupid enough to be true.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 7:01 PM MST up reply actions  

How many times have we told you, you can’t trust bloggers!

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 8:04 PM MST up reply actions  

Jeff Deslauriers will start again in goal rather than Devan Dubnyk because of a farm-team situation. He can only play so many NHL games to allow himself to be sent to Springfield during the two-week Olympic break. So he has to sit for all five of the Oilers’ road games to qualify.

  — Jim Matheson

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 8:33 PM MST up reply actions  

Pitton! Pitton! Pitton!

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 8:51 PM MST up reply actions  

The Kings send Wayne Simmonds out for the ceremonial Willie O’Ree faceoff because he’s black.

Lacking any black guys, the Oilers send out Dustin Penner because he likes fried chicken.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 8:41 PM MST reply actions  

Ben, you’re fired.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 8:51 PM MST up reply actions  

Probably best, before we hit the Olympic lull and my “Week of Dustin Penner’s Mom Jokes”.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 8:55 PM MST up reply actions  

Okay, I feel horrible, but I laughed at that anyway.

"While there's life, there's hope." --Cicero

by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Doughty and Johnson paired together. They are 1-2 on the club in TOI, but they can’t have played much together cuz Doughty is +16, JJ -15.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 8:44 PM MST reply actions  

I've don't think I've ever seen Ersberg before

But do we actually have the goaltending advantage tonight?

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 8:45 PM MST reply actions  

Easy way to tell if the Oilers have the goaltending advantage: is the opposing goaltender alive? Yes? Then we wait for another day.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 8:46 PM MST up reply actions  

You saw that 197 foot goal he allowed? I’m not sure Toskala is alive.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 8:47 PM MST up reply actions  

Maybe undead.

"While there's life, there's hope." --Cicero

by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:13 PM MST up reply actions  

It might be pretty even. Maybe.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 8:47 PM MST up reply actions  

Strudwick with an early HUA.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 8:45 PM MST reply actions  

Head Up Ass

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 8:54 PM MST up reply actions  

Andrew Cogliano just thundering ineffectively along the ice. No wonder it would take a monumental package to get him.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 8:46 PM MST reply actions  

No. He’s going to Florida for Weiss. If I think about this enough, it will happen, right?

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 8:52 PM MST up reply actions  

Annnnnd there is Moreau with..another offensive zone hook.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 8:51 PM MST reply actions  

Give him a break

That needless penalty was in the defensive zone

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 8:57 PM MST up reply actions  

That's just a gutsy leader type move by thecaptain

He senses that we’ve got the advantage when the other team’s got the man advantage.

Last night was just a harbinger of things to come, and it takes a man of thecaptain’s greatness to see these things sometimes

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 8:57 PM MST up reply actions  

The Oilers appear to be adopting getting penalties so they can score short-handed goals as an actual strategy.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 8:56 PM MST reply actions  

To paraphrase Petr Klima, Moreau will need a long stick to score from the penalty box.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 8:57 PM MST up reply actions  

Doughty already at 6:54 TOI. Nobody else on either team at 5:00

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:01 PM MST reply actions  

I’m going to write a post going down the stretch about Smyth. Let it go, people.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:01 PM MST reply actions  

Let what go?

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:02 PM MST up reply actions  

I was disappointed at how little negative press my own Smyth-bash earlier this year got, actually. I think maybe, as a fan base, we have let it go.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 9:03 PM MST up reply actions  

Nah – we just don’t have any readers.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:10 PM MST up reply actions  

I read you guys. I’m a latecomer, though, I will admit.

"While there's life, there's hope." --Cicero

by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:14 PM MST up reply actions  

Especially tonight, with this 10:30 EST start.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:15 PM MST up reply actions  

It’s a good a place as any to spend insomnia time, and far better than most.

"While there's life, there's hope." --Cicero

by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:17 PM MST up reply actions  

You too, eh? Fortunately I got a few Oiler games stored on the PVR that’ll put me to sleep in a real hurry.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:17 PM MST up reply actions  

yes indeed

More so because I had a stressful day at work.

Talking hockey and fantasizing about a coworker plummeting off a cliff into a pool of lava makes me feel cheerier, though.

"While there's life, there's hope." --Cicero

by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:19 PM MST up reply actions  

Hopefully not killed outright by the fall.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:25 PM MST up reply actions  

At this point I’m not all that picky. All of my other coworkers are trying to think what or who his has pictures of to not get fired yet.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:26 PM MST up reply actions  

Way to go Zorg! Piss off three Kings at once.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:05 PM MST reply actions  

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen that before.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:14 PM MST reply actions  

Good evening, gentlemen. Go Oilers! :)

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:15 PM MST reply actions  

Gentlemen?

You talkin’ to me? Certainly not Ben or Derek.

As for Blackbyrd, s/he’s gender unspecific.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:17 PM MST up reply actions  

I'm a guy

I can clear that up.

A gentleman, though, is pretty questionable with respect to me too.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:18 PM MST up reply actions  

I have been accused of having a pretty loose definition of gentlemen. But I try to be polite on the internet – I’ve found that some people are confused by that.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:18 PM MST up reply actions  

Speaking of ungentlemen, I see your Wings got another Bettman point tonight. That seems to happen a lot.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:19 PM MST up reply actions  

//sigh

That they did. Nabakov was excellent for San Jose.

And I hate, hate, HATE the shootout anyway – more wins might (MIGHT) make me like it more, but I doubt it. My despising of it is very strong.

HATE.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:22 PM MST up reply actions  

I hate it too

But if Omark makes the team next year, we might see the first attempted double salchow on a shooter’s approach.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:25 PM MST up reply actions  

He should be Gagner’s LW next season

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:26 PM MST up reply actions  

There’s nothing gentle about this crew.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:20 PM MST up reply actions  

I take that back. Two of them love the gentle hobby of soccer.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:20 PM MST up reply actions  

They seem pretty nice to me. Or I just like hanging out online with incorrigible reprobates.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:22 PM MST up reply actions  

Fooled me too

I didn’t know about the soccer thing though.

Then again, I’m a baseball fan, and a lot of people don’t understand that game either.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:26 PM MST up reply actions  

Compared to Ben I am a neophyte, but I love soccer. Played a ton of it as a kid (goal, of course). I’m a huge baseball fan also.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:27 PM MST up reply actions  

I love baseball too.

"While there's life, there's hope." --Cicero

by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:27 PM MST up reply actions  

Tigers, eh?

I’m a lifelong Cardinals fan.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:28 PM MST up reply actions  

Tigers are my AL club

National League, I root for the Cubs (my mom is originally from Chicago, north suburbs) and the Dodgers (because my local minor league team is their affiliate – Clayton Kershaw pitched for them a few years ago).

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:30 PM MST up reply actions  

You get to see Pujols every game. I gotta admit, I check out the odd Cardinals game just to see him. Almost seems unfair that he’s an elite first baseman too, might be the most valuable player in the game, imo.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:31 PM MST up reply actions  

The way he stands in the batters box is just terrifying, that slow movement of the bat on his shoulder. It reminds me of a snake coiled and ready to strike.

I got the same feeling from Sheffield when he was healthy and would waggle that bat and just GLARE out at the pitcher, then nearly screw himself into the ground – right before the baseball entered the stratosphere.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:33 PM MST up reply actions  

This has gone off-topic

But Bagwell’s stance was always my favorite. He generated such a ridiculous amount of power for a smaller masher.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Will Clark’s stance was magnificent.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:39 PM MST up reply actions  

I know it's cliche, but

Craig Counsell will always be my favourite.

by Passive Voice on Feb 11, 2010 11:58 PM MST up reply actions  

Sheffield’s a good comp for his plate presence. Another is Hank Aaron. When standing in the batter’s box he seemed to have no weaknesses, he covered the whole strike zone and wouldn’t swing at anything else.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:39 PM MST up reply actions  

MIGHT be??

A superstar by any standard. A 5-tool player who may be the greatest RH hitter in the history of the game.

Unfortunately I don’t get to see every game, but I watch when I can.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:33 PM MST up reply actions  

For me, Hanley Ramirez and Joe Mauer make it an argument. Mostly because they play elite defense at premium positions, and as good a 1B as Pujols is, he’s still just a 1B.

But yeah, can’t argue against his bat. He’s unreal.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:36 PM MST up reply actions  

I'd put him as MVP easily

When opposing managers start planning ahead three or four batters to try to make sure he comes up with the bases empty, he has to count.

Maybe Joe Mauer is in the discussion, but he’s a Twin so I hate him with a passion.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:37 PM MST up reply actions  

The great thing about being a Canadian soccer fan is that the Oilers can never be worse than the second-worst team I cheer for.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 9:35 PM MST up reply actions  

I’ll take Door #2.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:26 PM MST up reply actions  

You’re probably right at that, Bruce. :D

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:27 PM MST up reply actions  

Principe

Anyone else get a Carl Sagan vibe?

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:19 PM MST reply actions  

No, no, billions and billions of times no.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:19 PM MST up reply actions  

Ryan Stone

I’ve asked around a bunch today and no one has an update on Stone. Did his knee explode?

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:30 PM MST reply actions  

Nice to hear Willie O’Ree talk about “that big rink” in Edmonton. The old Gardens were 215 feet long.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:35 PM MST reply actions  

Gah! Cogliano would be so fun to see on that ice!

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Great play by JDD to totally fuck up his defenceman on that shoot-in. Brutal.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:36 PM MST reply actions  

Guaranteed an HUA per game

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:39 PM MST up reply actions  

question for Canadian viewers

Are those Telus commercials with the baby goat and the Subway commercials with the monkey in a lab coat on all the other channels all the time, too, or just hockey games?

Because I could see how they could get very annoying very quickly.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:39 PM MST reply actions  

They are all-too-frequent.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:40 PM MST up reply actions  

I’m sorry to hear that. The goat was cute at first, but now it’s kind of creepy – I can’t help thinking that the spaceship is setting the little guy up for an abduction and mutilation. Something about the quality of the music, I think.

The Oilers are playing pretty well so far. At least they aren’t dreadfully outclassed on the road against a pretty talented team.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:44 PM MST up reply actions  

Telus has been doing cute animals for my entire adult life.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 9:41 PM MST up reply actions  

All year and a half of it?

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:41 PM MST up reply actions  

Moreau

Pittsburgh sportstalk radio abuzz with Moreau talk.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:46 PM MST reply actions  

I say we open with Crosby, let them talk us down to Staal.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 9:48 PM MST up reply actions  

I can see the Post-Gazzette headlines already

No to Moreau

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:52 PM MST up reply actions  

I say Tambellini takes FC

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 9:54 PM MST up reply actions  

This would be a good time for a shorty.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:48 PM MST reply actions  

Ersberg with a JDD-like HUA

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:50 PM MST reply actions  

Still, nobody does them quite like our boy, do they?

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:51 PM MST up reply actions  

I was going to comment earlier too, but on that weak, bad angle wrist shot by Stoll about five minutes ago, that was some magnificently bad rebound control by JDD. Kicked an easy shot right into the middle of the ice about twenty feet in front of the net.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 9:53 PM MST up reply actions  

ZOOOOOOOOOORG!!!!!

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:54 PM MST reply actions  

Is that a goal for the one known as Zorg?

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:55 PM MST reply actions  

Actually I think he used telepathy to convince his old friend Matt Greene to tip it home.

Nice screen though. More to the point, a great shift by the five of them.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:56 PM MST up reply actions  

Clearly Zorg has many superpowers. :)

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:57 PM MST up reply actions  

Greene with Stoll’s stick. Great trade by K-Lowe.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:58 PM MST up reply actions  

I think Zorg is one of the best nicknames ever – and proof that when it comes to nicknames, the players themselves have far less imagination than the fans do.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 9:58 PM MST reply actions  

It’s no “Hemmer”, or “Smitty”, or “Horc”, though.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 9:59 PM MST up reply actions  

But I love that Horcoff has become “Horcov the dirty Russian.” :)

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:01 PM MST up reply actions  

Are you familiar with the movie? (The Fifth Element)

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 9:59 PM MST up reply actions  

no

I am unfamiliar with most movies, to the great amusement of my friends. They start quoting from something and I am completely lost.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:00 PM MST up reply actions  

To be fair, I’ve never seen that one either. I have, however, read Terry Pratchett’s The Fifth Elephant, which really helps less than you’d think.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 10:02 PM MST up reply actions  

I think that four elephants would be enough. They eat a lot.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:03 PM MST up reply actions  

That's where your avatar's from!

I couldn’t place it until you said that.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 10:01 PM MST up reply actions  

One of my favourite movies. Great fun, great action, great soundtrack, smokin’ hot Milla Jovovic.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:04 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah

I remember really liking it, but I think I saw it in theater’s and haven’t seen it since.

You ever watch Serenity? That’s one of my favorites. The soundtrack’s no great shakes, but switch Morrena Baccarin for Jovovic, and the rest pretty much applies.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 10:07 PM MST up reply actions  

Zorg in action

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:14 PM MST up reply actions  

“Empty! The opposite of full!”

It never works out well going against an arms dealer. Heh.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:22 PM MST up reply actions  

That looked like one of our powerplays.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:01 PM MST reply actions  

I really like Tom Gilbert. He’s seemed pretty solid every time I’ve seen him – not spectacular, just reliable.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:25 PM MST reply actions  

He did a great job covering Strudwick’s ass there.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:26 PM MST up reply actions  

He’s more than reliable, actually. He plays tough minutes and he’s second on defense in scoring chance differential.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:31 PM MST up reply actions  

Impressive numbers. I was just going by subjective heart rate – I don’t think I’ve ever been really nervous watching him play. Some defensemen just play like they are getting a bonus for every heart attack they induce.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:34 PM MST up reply actions  

Gilbert had a rough start but has been excellent in the last couple of months. Still waiting for his offence to come back, but in our end he’s been solid.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:37 PM MST up reply actions  

Strudwick/Staios/Chorney/Smid w/o Visnovsky/Grebs on acid

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Doughty is a beauty.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:28 PM MST reply actions  

POS with the HUA there. A dangerous back pass to Strudwick is surely the definition of a no-win situation.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:32 PM MST reply actions  

That’s the most emotion I’ve ever seen from Penner

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:37 PM MST reply actions  

More than the Columbus game?

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Did it get awesome in here or is it just me?

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 10:37 PM MST reply actions  

What a shot. No screen or anything.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:38 PM MST reply actions  

Looked like JDFD in goal

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:38 PM MST up reply actions  

“Only two goals in the last eight games” still translates to a twenty-goal season. That’s not an only.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 10:39 PM MST reply actions  

Stop disagreeing with the narrative

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:40 PM MST up reply actions  

Cogs is absolutely flying.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:40 PM MST reply actions  

The JDD collapse is close

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:47 PM MST up reply actions  

If you can roof a backhand in close against JDD, well, there’s not gonna be goalie there to stop the puck

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 10:49 PM MST up reply actions  

There it is. Nice job Jeff.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:51 PM MST up reply actions  

//sigh

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:51 PM MST up reply actions  

Given that JDFD had no fucking idea where the puck was — once again — it was nonetheless under his pad. Plays like that get the quick whistle about 29/30 of the time.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:54 PM MST up reply actions  

I know I was surprised there was no whistle.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:56 PM MST up reply actions  

It would have come quicker if the goalie wasn’t looking around like a mother than just lost her baby at the fete.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:57 PM MST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:58 PM MST up reply actions  

The lottery

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:55 PM MST up reply actions  

Come on, Oilers – don’t blow this two-goal lead. You aren’t Detroit.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 10:47 PM MST reply actions  

Okay, maybe I’m not over him.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 10:51 PM MST reply actions  

A drunken pygmy could’ve scored that goal. JDFD … sigh.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:52 PM MST up reply actions  

I can’t believe how awful Jeff Deslauriers is.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 10:52 PM MST reply actions  

Smyth’s backhand poke was actually going wide, and caught JDD’s blocker on the way by.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:56 PM MST up reply actions  

Way to go Jeff — these fuckers have been running your crease WAY too much these last minutes.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 10:59 PM MST reply actions  

Deslauriers goes into Berzerker mode.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 10:59 PM MST reply actions  

Tried to take his head off.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 11:00 PM MST up reply actions  

Are we going to see a replay, or are we just left to assume the zebras are rooting for the Kings again?

Oh, there it is … Dustin Brown, the league’s biggest diver. Fuck, I hate that guy, he’s scum.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 11:09 PM MST reply actions  

Alexandre Burrows guffaws at you.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 11:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Brown is a bigger diver than Burrows … check the penalties drawn stat if you don’t believe me. Brown #1 for the third year in a row. He’s drawn cheap penalties that have really hurt the Oilers at least FOUR times in the last two years.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 11:15 PM MST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d trade for Brown so fast.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 11:17 PM MST up reply actions  

He’s worth a powerplay a game.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 11:17 PM MST up reply actions  

Good gracious.

I know the Oilers have two rookie goalies, but it looks like their combined ages barely get out of teenager status.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 11:15 PM MST reply actions  

Hockey hates me tonight. Another bloody shootout. :(

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 11:18 PM MST reply actions  

See JDD lose the stick there and not freeze it? Luckily the puck got cleared, but he is going to get burned on that stupid play, and often, if he doesn’t wise up.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 11:18 PM MST reply actions  

Pouliot

I don’t think that Quinn or Renney knows that Pouliot is good in the shoot out.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 11:26 PM MST reply actions  

Well, they better find someone or this is going on forever.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 11:27 PM MST up reply actions  

I don’t think Quinn or Renney really know much about this team.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 11:28 PM MST up reply actions  

They know Strudwick is steady. Reliable.

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by Derek Zona on Feb 11, 2010 11:38 PM MST up reply actions  

He can’t play goal, but if they run out of people can Edmonton use the backup goalie in the shootout?

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 11:29 PM MST reply actions  

You sure don’t expect to see a guy with a 3-for-5 record batting in the pitcher’s spot.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 11:31 PM MST reply actions  

Way to go, Lubo! Stick it to those bastards!!

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 11:32 PM MST reply actions  

Okay, shootouts are a gimmicky and horrible way to decide a game – but that was pretty damn impressive. Good for Lubo.

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 11:33 PM MST reply actions  

How many more shooters until we saw Pouliot, do you think? After Smid? Stortini? Strudwick?

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 11:33 PM MST reply actions  

Poo had his chance, he just went all vanilla with it so you forgot.

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by Bruce McCurdy on Feb 11, 2010 11:39 PM MST up reply actions  

I think I thought that was Benoit Pouliot.

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 11, 2010 11:43 PM MST up reply actions  

Wonderful game.

And fun company. Good night, all – if I don’t get some sleep I’ll be useless at work tomorrow. :)

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by Baroque on Feb 11, 2010 11:34 PM MST reply actions  

Good night to you too Baroque

The discussions were fun. I lost my feed about halfway through overtime. Looks like I missed a decent finish.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 11:36 PM MST up reply actions  

And thanks again for being such gracious hosts guys.

I`ve got a database to design in the next 8 hours or so. Wish me luck.

by Blackbyrd on Feb 11, 2010 11:37 PM MST reply actions  

’Night all. Thanks for dropping in … it was fun.

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