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SBNation's Edmonton vs. Chicago Game Page

Build a burgeoning dynasty by being terrible for many, many, many years.  Oops, sign Cristobal Huet and Brian Campbell to ridiculous contracts and kill your cap space.  Brent Sopel will be shown the door. 

A primer in tagging, because Brian Campbell does this to a team.

I don't normally direct your attention to game recaps, but Miikka Kiprusoff and rectum in the same sentence is worthwhile.

This could have been so funny.  Someone needs to do one of these for Tencer or Principe.  By the way, "Kaner"?

The Blackhawks Ice Crew would probably outshoot the Oilers, and they all have better nicknames than "Kaner".

I think everyone should have their number retired.  That way, every fan is happy, and these asinine conversations can stop.

Patrick Kane is finally old enough to go out drinking and get in fights.